Updating Tom Lehrer's "The Elements"

RESUMO

We analyze the poetico-comedic criteria by which Tom Lehrer arranged the chemical elements in his 1959 hit "The Elements," a parody to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Modern Major-General" (1879). We compose a new version to the same tune incorporating all 118 currently known elements and fulfilling, so far as possible, the same artistic aims.